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How many fat/ugly chicks have you banged?
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How many fat/ugly chicks have you banged?
Just recently I banged my 4th or 5th fat/ugly chick. It made me want to chunder everywhere afterwards.

I'v banged like 33 birds so its not like its a major problem for me. It only happens usually when i'm on a dry spell or they just make it incredibly easy for me. I always feel the need to question my existence after. I'm about a 7 in looks and have a similar build to brad pitt in fight club. This shit just shouldn't happen but it does.

I'm not asking for advice I'v been here before and know what i need to do. Usually it motivates me more to approach hot chicks than any dry spell. What i'm interested in are your experiences. Anyone willing to share theirs.

How much questionable birds have you banged and how did you go about redeeming yourself and regaining your honour?

01-24-2013, 08:06 AM
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RE: How many fat/ugly chicks have you banged?
Well, I didn't see it as something so shameful that I felt like I had to redeem myself and regain my honor. The sex isn't always better with the hottest girls.
01-24-2013, 08:59 AM
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It nearly always is in my experience.
01-24-2013, 09:57 AM
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RE: How many fat/ugly chicks have you banged?
I agree, a lot of the time fat chicks give the most amazing bj's ever. They've had to work hard for cock their entire lives, so once they finally have it, they treat it like they know they will be cock starved for another 6 months! nom nom nom

I've noticed that a lot of the pristine hotties aren't as open to giving blow jobs or getting on top to ride. My conclusion would be that they've gotten away with this ridiculous behaviour every moment leading up to meeting me because they're so physically delicious that most men will brush it aside. Then again there are some hotties that have it all and do it all.

Fucking a fat chick ain't bad if she has a pretty enough face and knows what she's doing in the sack. It doesn't exactly boost your ego, but your dick can't tell the difference; he satisfied as fuck!

I can understand if you're taking one for the team, but I would keep your fat/ugly girl fucking ratio below 10-1 and it shouldn't take a hit to your ego, just don't make it a habit.
Oh and i'd say i've bang at most 10 fatties, but given the amount of women i've fucked in total, my ego should be fine.
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01-24-2013, 09:59 AM
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RE: How many fat/ugly chicks have you banged?
All the fattys i banged were terrible in the sack. And when they tried to go on top it was a fucking joke. Also all the fattys iv fucked had giant vaginas whether this is a common trend amongst them i don't know.

The best shag i'v had on top was the hottest girl i have fucked to date. She was 4'10, must have been under 90 pounds and had decent sized tits and a small but nice shapely ass like a russian gymnast chick.

I feel like god after fucking hot chicks i feel like i have let down my entire ancestral heritage when i pick up a chunker. This is my DNA telling me that i'm a piece of shit and may as well just kill myself when i bang one of them. I'm talking about actual fat/ugly chicks here. Curvy is fine. Cute face but fat is doable as is stunning body and rank face (i have not come across this very much).
01-24-2013, 10:20 AM
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Oh you're talking about absolute heffas with ugly faces? 1,2 and 3 out of 10's? Girls that you're not sure whether to harpoon or punch in the face? Okay, avoid these at all cost.
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01-24-2013, 10:37 AM
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RE: How many fat/ugly chicks have you banged?
Okay after a certain level of fat then yeah I have to agree with "I feel like god after fucking hot chicks i feel like i have let down my entire ancestral heritage when i pick up a chunker. This is my DNA telling me that i'm a piece of shit and may as well just kill myself when i bang one of them. "


The fattest girl I ever banged was still proportionate, great sensitive tits, and amazingly all her fat was...super tight like a fat orange. I banged a girl that was probably 25-40 pounds lighter than her and her shit was droopy, saggity, just gross. And I dated a rich girl, ex-ballerina that had liposuction, very petite. Fucking gross IMO, i'd take the fatty anyday.

But the combo of fat+ugly is pretty much flaccid town.
01-24-2013, 10:47 AM
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RE: How many fat/ugly chicks have you banged?
A few, my friend...both prawns and fatties. When you get to a certain notch count, every guy has a few piggies in the closet. I generally keep the standards high, (you should see my photo album) but alcohol has landed me with some undesirables over the years. I once took down an obese Angolan mess just to satisfy a monster-black-booty fetish I once had. (I literally had no limit to size, fucking porn). After I came I just wanted to throw her out the window. She was so fugly I wouldn't he leave the building with here. Haha!
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RE: How many fat/ugly chicks have you banged?
Never banged a fattie or ugly chick. (not sure if it would be possible for me to bang fat chick as I wouldnt be able to get hard) I came close to banging a chick that was borderline fat / major thick one night in Raleigh that I met at the latin club. But couldnt go through with it lol

Now, ive banged a fare share of average girls (5's)
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RE: How many fat/ugly chicks have you banged?
Quote:and amazingly all her fat was...super tight like a fat orange.

Ha! That was a funny. Big Grin

Quote:Never banged a fattie or ugly chick.

Lies, everyone has. I've fucked a few when drunk and horny, some of them have been good shags and others dreadful. One fat girl I fucked was so keen, willing to do anything and squirted. This ugly chick I banged was horrendous looking but the sex was the best I've ever had, she fucked me like a porn star all night.

01-24-2013, 12:09 PM
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(01-24-2013, 12:09 PM)RockingForever Wrote: Lies, everyone has. I've fucked a few when drunk and horny, some of them have been good shags and others dreadful. One fat girl I fucked was so keen, willing to do anything and squirted. This ugly chick I banged was horrendous looking but the sex was the best I've ever had, she fucked me like a porn star all night.

On my aunts grave (RIP passed a few weeks ago) I have never fucked an ugly or fat chick. No lie.

I dont even look at or give any fat or ugly chick the time of day.

Ive fuck a good number of plain / average chicks (5's)

Now, if given a scenario of an ugly chick (face) with a slamming body id most likely fuck. But then again her body would bump her average up to a atleast a 5.



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RE: How many fat/ugly chicks have you banged?
I would say 2 in the definite category. Maybe 2 others in the borderline category. Alcohol is a hell of a drug!
01-25-2013, 12:20 AM
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RE: How many fat/ugly chicks have you banged?
(01-24-2013, 10:58 AM)Zolo Wrote: A few, my friend...both prawns and fatties. When you get to a certain notch count, every guy has a few piggies in the closet. I generally keep the standards high, (you should see my photo album) but alcohol has landed me with some undesirables over the years. I once took down an obese Angolan mess just to satisfy a monster-black-booty fetish I once had. (I literally had no limit to size, fucking porn). After I came I just wanted to throw her out the window. She was so fugly I wouldn't he leave the building with here. Haha!

Years back I let a big fat girl suck my wanker. It was horrible, especially when she ran and told everyone. Confused

I did fulfill the same fantasy last year in the DR with a couple big booty girls. Didn't feel bad about it, but it isn't something I'd make a point of doing again. Never know till you try.

Drinking never makes fat girls look thin to me. Now ugly girls, well........ I blame it all on the Jager.

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Max one, that was a bit more rounded, no fuglies.
01-25-2013, 12:42 AM
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I don't like fat. I will date a real thin chick that some guys may think is too thin. I've done two fat chicks and my dick didn't like it. They were super easy and wanted me. One I had a hard time getting it up for. The other I came within one minute. My dick said to me both times, "don't make me do it! Please get me out of here!"
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